I Want a Sandwich . . .
. . . from the deli. This gives new meaning to the 'sandwich board' form of advertising. I wonder what they pay college kids to dress up in these things. At least your friends won't recognize you, but then maybe you want them to. Do they have a rotating schedule so all the employees get an opportunity to wear it? Do you wear clothes under it of do you roll 'commando'? How often is it cleaned? Daily, weekly, monthly, EVER, NEVER? Maybe I don't want that sandwich after all.