Imagine this: You approach the outhouse to see what's inside.
Expecting to find nothing you reach for the handle and open the door.
You catch movement out of the corner of your eye,
and before you know it you are jumping to high heaven, because
this ugly cowboy lookin' dude is sitting there waiting for you.
Really, it startled me, so of course I had to call over TOM so he could take a look too.
He jumped even higher than I did. Really. What a hoot. Great way to end the day.